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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Nov 12, 2007 2:07pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Because I Care About You Guys....

Here is an investment strategy for everyone.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.


With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.


With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.


If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left


But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.



It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

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Poster: Todd Smith Date: Nov 13, 2007 7:12am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Because I Care About You Guys....

Coming from a Deadhead turned brew master, that ran for state Rep. I love the logic in your posting. You already know that "Easy Street" thing is about to bite us. Keep the good thinking going, now run for some position so you can do something about it. Remember Billy Beer, and ruh2o (Goldwater)? Your strategy has been used before and make a clear point.

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Poster: BryanE Date: Nov 12, 2007 2:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Because I Care About You Guys....

Good for me the same is true of soda.

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Poster: KILLERGREENBUD Date: Nov 12, 2007 4:36pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Because I Care About You Guys....

PBR ME ASAP MY GOOD FRIEND

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